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I answer the heroic question Death, where is they sting? with It is here in my heart and mind and memories.

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.

It is strange that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.

It is vain to talk of the interest of the community, without understanding what is the interest of the individual

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

Dinner at the Huntercombes possessed only two dramatic features: the wine was a farce and the food a tragedy

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt?

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

I have found both freedom and safety in my madness; the freedom of loneliness and the safety from being understood, for those who understand us enslave something in us.

I am old enough to know that victory is often a thing deferred, and rarely at the summit of courage... What is at the summit of courage, I think, is freedom. The freedom that comes with the knowledge that no earthly think can break you.

I had no idea of the enormous and unquestionably helpful part that humbug plays in the social life of great peoples dwelling in a state of democratic freedom.

Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that? That's boyfriend material.

A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness.

I wonder what Soulja Boy ate for breakfast today...YOOOOUUUUUUUUU , Soulja Boy is a cannibal.

You are the definition of a squirrel... your only happy when you have nuts in your mouth

If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between sh.. and syphilis in the dictionary.

Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy isn't laundering illegal drug money?

When the powerful horses went out, they were straining to go throughout the earth. And he said, "Go throughout the earth!" So they went throughout the earth.

I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers.