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The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who's a New Zealander.

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?

Children when they ask you why your mama so funny say she is a poet she don't have no sense

Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it.

A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Zen cuts straight through the Quidditch match in progress and almost gets taken down by a Beater hurling a Nerf quaffle right at his machopartes.

Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked.

Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today.

Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists.

There ain't no "baby mama drama" up in this Vortex, homie!

The new moron in town is Chad Ford of ESPN.com.

I don't think just funny is enough on Broadway.

I can think of a number of areas in New York where three acres of nuclear waste would make the neighborhood safer to walk around in than it is now, and better lit.

Liberals have a quaint and touching faith that truth is on their side and an even quainter faith that journalists are on the side of truth.

Steve Kerr, now coaching Golden State after eight tumultuous and very inconsistent years at TNT.

No dog is as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome.

It's so legato it's difficult to splice. Sibelius was famous for that.

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black.