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Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport.

Buddha is pretty funny. Buddha is the coolest, though. If I had to go with one, I'd probably party with the Buddha.

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.

I just happen to be a sucker for humor. So anywhere I can sneak in something that I find potentially interesting or funny I do it as much as I can get away with.

You should look up some of the reviews. The New York Times review is so over-the-top funny. It's hysterical. You should dig it out.

Santa Jr. I was a cop. Yes, I was officially Santa. But a younger Santa. He goes young, clean-shaven, to how we imagine Santa with all the white hair and beard and "Ho ho ho." Kind of funny.

I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.

I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny.

It is, ... kind of a softball atmosphere out there.

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

Rupert Grint is exactly like his character Ron, in that they are both incredibly funny, friendly, and loyal.

In my experience, it's not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows.

Two Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Whereas, No Drink Mike enjoys biographies, and has serious opinions on wildlife. And Five Drink Mike... dances with wildlife.

Some people come up to me and say "You know, in Italy, it's pronounced Ber-beel-lia" And I say "Well, here in America, you're annoying..."

I think that the Iraqi ground defenses shot down dozens of missiles. We are in the process of counting all these missiles quickly

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard.

I'm wondering if the crew [from'The Hateful Eight'] had some sort of nickname for me. I am blanking at anything truly funny, so I'll just say, 'No Phone Quentin'.

There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it's definitely not true. I can promise you that.

I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.

Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard".

Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.' 'You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.

We have a Daimon walk into the bar in broad daylight, and now a demon sliming Dev. I don´t know about you, but that doesn´t seem coincidental to me." "I agree. Snot funny.