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I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again.

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.

I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.

I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.

The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup.

The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."

Wisdom of the Ages: "Brian Williams Week" Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month "leave" I wonder if he will be "Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!

I can't believe he didn't have the dignity and presence of mind just to get drunk and pass out in some gutter, " said Jace. "I must say, I'm disappointed in the little fellow.

The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge fan."

How is something authorised as 'feng shui compliant' he wondered. Is there a Chinese Ministry of Magic?

For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. (on Margaret Thatcher)

She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Mal snickered. "What's so funny?""I just pictured the Darkling being cornered by a sweaty duchess trying to have her way with him.

I passed out from stress? That's it?""I believe the princess term is fainted, " said Thorne.

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

But Amy, " Elder says. "Space suits!

The Doctor: I've seen bigger.Clara: Really?The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

This is an Aston Martin, Gin.You don't run over dead bodies in an Aston Matin.""Tell that to James Bond

It's fairly standard. Also, I'm fourteen. Also, yourbeard's stupid.""Isn't this fun?" Skulduggery said brightly. "The three of usgetting along so well.

I think you must be some kind of a freak. Either that or you're trying toconvert me to your secret horse religion.""Darn, you got me, " she says theatrically. "You thwarted my evil plan.

Objection!" Metz shouts.Grounds?" the judge asks.Well...he's my witness!

The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge f