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We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.

I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options.

We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.

You couldn't be romantic if your life depended on it." "You know what's lucky? Most bad guys don't ask you to be romantic on command, so that probably won't matter.

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people.

She ignores me, so I cup my hands over my mouth and do something I haven't done in years— barnyard sounds.

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.

What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct, and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a cow.

The accents are really really funny. I think I could convince somebody I was from New Zealand.

Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.

Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political.

This must be a gift book. That is to say a book, which you wouldn't take on any other terms.

Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.

I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.

He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.

Elisa Albert in a nutshell: funny, self-aware, and genuinely fearless that she might be a lunatic, or a genius, or both.

Ruth's writing is so joyful, funny and uplifting; it's always a real treat of a read.

John Connally's conversion to the GOP raised the intellectual level of both parties.

If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?

Within the framework of something very dramatic, funny things happen. Organically, from them.

Sometimes Harvey Weinstein will let me use the Miramax jet if I'm opening a supermarket for him.