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North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from.

By way of personal instinct, I have an inherent distaste for grandiose rhetorical statements, which don't have any substantive dimension to them

A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls

Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

Humor is one of the elements of genius--admirable as an adjunct; but as soon as it becomes dominant, only a surrogate for genius.

Those of you who are not aware of my brilliant career as a stand up comic, I'm not aware of it either so we might well wonder what we're doing here.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Hang onto your sense of humor. I picture my obituary : The sexiest man alive is now dead.

'Come back here, I'm a police officer!' and I shouted back 'No you're not! You're a monster!'

Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?

Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

I've never said flange to a monkey!

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.

I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor.

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

That's part of our policy, is not to be taken seriously because I think our opposition, whoever they may be in all their manifest forms, don't know how to handle humour.

There are many non-intellectual countries; Australia is one of the few anti-intellectual ones.

I actually pay careful attention to that sort of thing - infusing humor into my films - because that's how important I think humor is.

Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?

I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.

Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.