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Keeping an active mind has been vital to my survival, as has been maintaining a sense of humor.

When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.

The most profound indication of social malignancy ... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.

I went to a tent store. "What kind of tent do you need?" "Circus."

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat.

As for the demented, I hold it certain that all beings deprived of reason are thus afflicted only by the Devil.

There is a monsterous deal of stupid quizzing, & common-place nonsense talked, but scarcely any wit.

That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly.

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

I use a lot of humor in my writing. But it's completely black humor.

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

What is a quote? A quote (cognate with quota) is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the rind, skate away.

We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.

Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's not a surprise anymore.

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.

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