Quotes About Marriage
The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.
~ WILLIAM BLACKSTONE
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
~ Tommy Cooper
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I remember seeing a movie with Jose Ferrer and Rosemary Clooney where they were husband and wife, and they got in bed, and he had on polka-dot pajamas and she had on striped pajamas, and when they got up the next morning he had on the striped pajamas and she had the polka dot pajamas, and that was considered racy at that time!
~ Bob Newhart
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
~ Joey Adams
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
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No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.
~ James Beattie
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In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.
~ Gerald Brenan
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My belief is that my wife should be at home looking after my kids and cooking and cleaning. She's a very privileged woman to have a husband like me. Not everyone's in her position, but the ones who are are very lucky. That's my opinion.
~ Tyson Fury
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My wife is the greatest person I have ever known. She is just a living doll; she is great person and a great mom. We have a girl and a boy, and we are going to have another boy.
~ Alec Baldwin
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Take my wife... Please!
~ Henny Youngman
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If you're married, and you have a wife, and you really love your wife, is it good enough to only say to your wife 'I love her' the day you get married? Or should you tell her every single day when you wake up and every opportunity? And that's how I feel about my relationship with Jesus Christ is that it is the most important thing in my life.
~ Tim Tebow
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How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex?
~ Mary Astell
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Polygamy is needed to prevent a man from taking up a lover, which can cause health issues and rifts in the family and would lead him to live a lie, constantly deceiving his wife and children.
~ Ramzan Kadyrov
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Man, it's hell to have a wife who thinks she can sing, and she can't.
~ Hank Williams
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If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors.
~ Hans Kung
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I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.
~ Lou Holtz
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My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
~ Sam Levenson
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I trust my wife more than I trust myself.
~ Chris Paul
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Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.
~ Queen Victoria
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, for there are plenty of others.
~ Otto Rank
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I took the vow of celibacy in 1906. I had not shared my thoughts with my wife until then, but only consulted her at the time of making the vow. She had no objection.
~ Mahatma Gandhi
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I love being a wife and homemaker - because it's my choice. My husband doesn't expect me to do it. I don't mind doing things for him because he does so much for me; we both feel that way so there is no power struggle.
~ Salma Hayek
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My wife and I love each other very much.
~ Stephen Hawking
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