Quotes About Marriage

When I met my wife, I was 24. Obviously, she wasn't my wife. She was just a girl. I made her my wife later on.

As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.

A pretty wife is something for the fastidious vanity of a roue to retire upon.

I don't know which party my wife belongs to, but she belongs to my kitchen and my living room and the other room.

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.

He that has not got a wife is not yet a complete man.

Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife.

My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'

Mukesh calls me his true life partner... I just enjoy being Mukesh's wife.

All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security.

I enjoy spending my spare time with my wife, our cat, and our bird.

One good thing I'd like to say about divorce is that it sometimes makes it possible for you to be a much better wife to your next husband because you have a place for your anger - it's not directed at the person you're currently with.

If every man would make his prime concern the comfort and well-being of his wife and every wife make her chief concern the comfort and well-being of her husband, we would have very little divorce in the land.

My wife is my favorite person I've ever met in my 40 years on the planet, and I'm sure she would agree that patience is not her strongest characteristic. I don't know that golf would be the game for her.

After a stage in our marriage, me and Bob had passed being husband and wife... We came to be brother and sister and I had to accept his other sweethearts and the children they gave him.

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.

I wear boots. I wear jeans and usually just sort of a beat-up T-shirt and a leather jacket. If I bring more leather jackets home, my wife will kill me.

I'm married to an Italian woman, and I used to love cooking Italian at home, because it's one-pot cooking. But my wife does not approve of my Italian cooking.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.

I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.

If everyone got a divorce and looked for a second wife, the Coptic family would lose its moral compass.

My wife made me get a cellphone, which I keep in my briefcase. I've never used it.