Quotes About Marriage

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way and the other to let her have it.

Marriages would in general be as happy and often more so if they were all made by the Lord Chancellor.

No matter how happily a woman may be married it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.

Every woman should marry - and no man.

Is not marriage an open question when it is alleged from the beginning of the world that such as are in the institution wish to get out and such as are out wish to get in.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness.

Regarding marriage, it - somehow, it didn't happen. One fellow in such a big family not getting married is not an issue.

A happy marriage- a love match- is something overwhelming, and overpowering.

We have found that the best way for our marriage to work is to let me make the big decisions and my wife the small ones. With this system I'm noticing there are usually no big ones.

A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: "Yes, dear.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

Once she had said to him that what they had was grace. Even now, married properly, rank bestowed, it still was. And always would be

Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

Before criticizing your wife's faults remember that they may have prevented her from getting a better husband.

When you see a married couple coming down the street the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one who's mad.

When I married Mr. Right I didn't know his first name was Always.

Life during the wedding day can be so simple, but life after the wedding day can be THE HARDEST.

Each marriage is a living thing, just as complex as the two individuals within it.

A few of us always compared anything good to: ' Isn't it just like camp?' When we first got married, we asked each other, 'Was your honeymoon good?' 'Yeah. It was just like camp.

No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First let her think she's having her way. And second let her have it.

The last word in an argument is what a wife has. Anything a husband says after that is the beginning of another argument.