Quotes About Marriage

It's so important in marriage to let the little things go and let the pride go. Forgiveness is so important, and communication. Don't major on the minors.

Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previouslydied in a car accident.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.

Arguing with my wife is like this: "I came! I saw! I concurred!"

Our marriage is based on compromise-he admits he's wrong and I forgive him.

My wife and I have many arguments but she only wins half of them. My mother-in-law wins the other half.

I felt that, in some ways, my novels lacked heart because of the distance between me and the subject matter. But no one wants to read a book based on good health, a happy upbringing, a long marriage.

Marry on Monday for health, Tuesday for wealth, Wednesday the best day of all, Thursday for crosses, Friday for losses, and Saturday for no luck at all.

They were married for better or worse. He couldn't have done better and she couldn't have done worse.

The man who boasts he never made a mistake is often married to the woman who did.

You can easily tell he's a newlywed because he's still smiling at his mother-in-law.

A wife's loyalty is tested when her husband has nothing. A husband's loyalty is tested when he has everything.

This is a perfect pair - he's a hypochondriac and she's a pill.

Advice to son: Never confuse "I love you" with "I want to marry you."

My husband yells comments like "How long till you're ready? Throw out a date."

After paying for the wedding about all a father has left to give away is the bride.

You may marry the man of your dreams ladies but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Let me give you an idea how long ago they got married. You know where they met? . . . At a Cubs World Series game.

Getting married is a good deal like going to a restaurant with your friends. You order what you want and then when you see what the other fellow got you wish you had taken that.

Prenuptial agreement: Paper a lawyer prepares to protect the party of the first part from the party of the second part should they discover the party's over.

We've never been happier. Things are great. . . I just don't go into her part of the house.

My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won't.

God this request isn't for me it's for my mom. . . . Could you send her a son-in-law?