Quotes About Marriage

Somehow there was a lack of communication - She thought he said: "Till debt do us part."

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that two people are incompatible that is one is male and the other female.

I've married a few people I shouldn't have but haven't we all?

Going shopping with your husband is like his going fishing with the game warden.

My wife and I had words - but I never got to use mine.

A husband is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

Married women are kept women and they are beginning to find it out.

Nobody, man or woman, has ever wrecked a good marriage.

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband being big enough to step back and see where the wife was wrong.

When a man opens the car door for his wife it's either a new car or a new wife.

Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing.

As a general thing people marry most happily with their own kind. The trouble lies in the fact that people usually marry at an age when they do not really know what their own kind is.

Marriage is the deep deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.

I'm doing 'Rock of Ages' one day, making out with Russell Brand. Soon after that, I'm advocating with Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Cynthia Nixon for marriage equality.

A wife encourages her husband's egoism in order to exercise her own.

A man and a woman marry because both of them don't know what to do with themselves.

I came from a happy family with loving parents, so my associations with marriage and children were all happy, positive things that brought me comfort as a child, which I wanted in my life.

Every marriage tends to consist of an aristocrat and a peasant of a teacher and a learner.

There is a radicalism in all getting and a conservatism in all keeping. Lovemaking is radical while marriage is conservative.

His designs were strictly honourable as the phrase is: that is to rob a lady of her fortune by way of marriage.

If thee marries for money thee surely will earn it.