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Quotes About Marriage

American comedies especially are all about these men being browbeaten by their wives and it's impossible for me to watch.
~ Joe Manganiello
Are we not also married to conscience which we would love to get rid of often enough since it is more bothersome than a man or a woman ever could become?
~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Marrying any man is risky. Marrying a famous man is kissing catastrophe.
~ John Colton
Som thingis that prouoke young men to wed in haste,Show after weddyng, that hast maketh waste.
~ John Heywood
A man's tie should never be louder than his wife.
~ John Hughes
Marriage is a relationship between a man and a woman. I don't think it is the role of the state to define what marriage is.
~ John Sentamu
I think there must have been some other girl printed somewhere in his heart, for he was a man of love and his wife was not a woman to show her feelings.
~ John Steinbeck
There are more than 30 states, who either by statute or constitutional amendment, have defined marriage as being between a man and a woman.
~ John Thune
I would never date or marry an actress. I will marry the girl of my mom's choice.
~ Suresh Raina
My mom, Emilie, always taught me to think hard about marriage.
~ Alyson Hannigan
I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut.
~ Christine Baranski
My mom and my dad were married 56 years, and the fact that I reconciled with my dad I think made their marriage a little bit better as well.
~ Larry Elder
The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.
~ Jason Thomas
My mom shot and killed her last husband. Yeah, my dad used to say "Hey, dodged that bullet. Ha ha."
~ Christopher Titus
But my mother and father were married when my mom was 20 and my dad was 24
~ Rachael Leigh Cook
I wanted to marry a girl just like my mom.
~ Michael Bergin
Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood... she just jokes.
~ Saina Nehwal
I was so ready to become a mom. Actually, I was ready secondarily to become a mom. I was so ready to have the intimacy and commitment of marriage.
~ Alanis Morissette
I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
~ Cathy Guisewite
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
~ Henny Youngman
Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
~ Groucho Marx
I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them.
~ Cary Grant
I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak.
~ James Brolin
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
~ Rodney Dangerfield