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Quotes About Marriage

The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.
~ Louis C. K.
The English lord marries for love, and is rather inclined to love where money is; he rarely marries in order to improve his coat of arms.
~ Nancy Mitford
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
~ Johnny Carson
I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.
~ Cloris Leachman
Every girl would like to marry a rich husband. I did twice. But what divides girls into two groups is this question - do you first think of money and then love, or vice versa?
~ Hedy Lamarr
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
~ Phyllis Diller
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.
~ Charles Dickens
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
~ Bob Monkhouse
Marrying a woman for her money is very much like setting a rat-trap, and baiting it with your own finger.
~ Josh Billings
The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because I was already approved - not the money lottery, the immigration lottery.
~ Catherine O'Hara
If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.
~ Marty Allen
Even though I had a lucrative contract with MGM, I had a husband who was drinking and gambling our money away faster than I could make it.
~ Esther Williams
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
~ Ray Romano
Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.
~ Anthony Jeselnik
Millionaires are marrying their secretaries because they are so busy making money they haven't time to see other girls.
~ Doris Lilly
The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.
~ Jon Bon Jovi
When you're a big money earner and your husband isn't, it makes you question how feminine you are. I felt I was less feminine than if I was a supporting wife, or a second fiddle, or 'Mrs. Higgins.
~ Barbara Corcoran
When you want to get married, ask the universe for a man who has every quality money cannot buy. Then go about to create your own prosperity.
~ Barbara Rose
If you marry for money you will earn every penny.
~ Phil McGraw
In love the heavens themselves do guide the state; Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate.
~ William Shakespeare
My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.
~ Rita Rudner
I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money...sorry wife.
~ Mikhail Grabovski
Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.
~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I made a conscious decision to earn enough to be able to choose my husband rather than not have a career and marry someone who would have to earn enough for us both to live on.
~ Sarah Beeny