Quotes About Marriage

I don't let nobody sign for my money. Me and my wife write our own checks. So, if there's some money missing, we know how it got missing.

They that Marry for Money cannot have the true Satisfaction of Marriage; the requisite Means being wanting.

Women who marry for money and Men who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end.

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.

On the power of money a physically disabled person can be married with a Miss World.

It seemed to Fire it was rarely enough one knew a person one wished to marry. How unjust then to meet that person, and be kept from it because one's bed was made of hay and not feathers.

They throw rice at a new marriage, then give him beans in a divorcement.

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don't have … to prove the love they think they have.

There is only one thing for a man to do who is married to a woman who enjoys spending money and that is to enjoy earning it.

A marriage ends up being a business deal: no matter how long or short it is, somebody owes somebody money.

I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup.

The bride and groom-May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love.

The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else.

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage. I feel like I had a very good role model for that. And, you know, it's just a number.

I played with dolls until I was 15. My mother encouraged it because my older sister got married when she was 15, so Mom thought that the longer I stayed with dolls, the better.

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.

Children should have a balanced start in life: a mother and a father. I think that's the only reason to get married.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

If fathers are sometimes sulky at the appearance of the destined son-in-law, is it not a fact that mothers become sentimental and, as it were, love their own loves over again.