Quotes About Marriage

The seeds of a happy marriage are sown in youth. Happiness does not begin at the altar; it begins during the period of youth and courtship.

Marriage enlarges the Scene of our Happiness and Miseries.

[The] liberty of divorce does not contribute to happiness and virtue. The facility of separation would destroy all mutual confidence, and inflame every trifling dispute . . .

A system could not well have been devised more studiously hostile to human happiness than marriage.

The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all of the time.

...[A] certain degree of un-understanding (not mis-, but un-) is the only possible sanctuary which one human being can offer to another in the midst of the devastating intimacy of a happy marriage.

To don't forget and marriage, the happiness is the from 20 up to 30% out of the 100% the other percentage is anger, and very negative sides. So far most people are dead.

God created the institution of marriage for mutual happiness and pleasure.

The better the wife, the happier the man.The happier the man, the happier the wife.

There are all kinds of things you can do to marry literacy with health.

At least for tonight. In sickness and in health. In good times and in bad. For richer, for poorer. 'Till dawn do us part.

My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.

SOFIA: We're not meant to be good and perfect. You know who lives longer? Married couples who enjoy under the sheets time alone. Enjoy the fun, but understand there must be an end goal.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.

The best part about being married is feeling centered. Nothing else matters so much as long as you can come home and be with your family.

The goal of every married couple, indeed, every Christian home, should be to make Christ the Head, the Counselor and the Guide.

Woman's primary place is in the home, where she is to rear children and abide by the righteous counsel of her husband.

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'

I think about being married again, having a home and a wife. No one can ever be married too many times, and maybe if I keep trying I'll get it right one day.

The whole 1950s notion was find the right girl, get married, move to the suburbs and then hang out with the guys while she stayed home with the babies. I felt that was sort of sad.

Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.

I could lie and say my wife cooks for me, but she doesn't. My wife has never learnt cooking but she has great cooks at home.

When my wife drives, there's always trouble. The other day she took the car. She came home. She told me, There's water in the carburetor. I asked her, Where's the car? She said, In a lake.