Quotes About Marriage

I'm something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one.

In an evil hour thou bring'st her home. [You are marrying a shrew.]

I bought a Christmas tree for twenty dollars. When I came home the next day, my wife was wearing it in her hair.

In ancient Boeotia brides were carried home in vehicles whose wheels were burned at the door, in token, that they would never again be needed.

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

I never even had a bachelorhood: I went straight from my parents' home to a marriage.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Even after marriage, our home is important for us.

Honesty has become the second best policy with your spouse…discretions apply elsewhere

I'm glad she's not faking affection. It's more honest than what her husband is doing, at least. Dislike is an emotion I can respect.

It's not someone else's responsibility to honor my marriage. It's my responsibility.

Tell me, daughter Juliet, How stands your dispositions to be married" It is an honor that I dream not of

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walking the unemployment line.

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

Thus Dante's motto over Inferno applies with equal force to marriage: "Ye who enter here leave all hope behind.

I hope that each one of us will be a better husband or wife, kinder to one another, more thoughtful, more restrained in criticism, and more generous with compliments.

The most we can hope for is strong marriages. Married women vote Republican; single women vote Democratic.

I want lots of kids and I want a garden and I hope to stay married to my husband. I hope to be working in some way that fulfills me.

Samuel Johnson said a second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience, " Kirkland said.

A good spouse and health is a person's best wealth.

If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would dictate that it should be in her favor.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.