Quotes About Marriage

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred

The formula for a happy marriage? It's the same as the one for living in California: when you find a fault, don't dwell on it

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage

Sometimes it was worth all the disadvantages of marriage just to have that: one friend in an indifferent world

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?

Happy marriages begin when we marry the ones we love, and they blossom when we love the ones we marry.

Remember that a successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

The problem with marriage is that it ends every night after making love, and it must be rebuilt every morning before breakfast.

The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

Always remember that the most important thing in a good marriage is not happiness, but stability.