Quotes About Marriage

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

Remember if you marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance, will neither last nor please thee one year: and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all.

A sensible woman should be guided by her head when taking a husband, and by her heart when taking a lover.

Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.

He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.

On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married couple falling in love after marriage, but on close examination it will be found that it is a mere adjustment to the inevitable.

To marry unequally is to suffer equally.

Husband and wife come to look alike at last

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Attainment is followed by neglect, possession by disgust, and the malicious remark of the Greek epigrammatist on marriage may be applied to many another course of life, that its two days of happiness are the first and the last

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.