Quotes About Marriage

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?

I say I dont sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I dont sleep with happily married men.