Quotes About Deception

It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.

over 85% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

It is a very dangerous thing to know one's friends.

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.

It is one of the major tragedies that nothing is more discomforting than the hearty affection of the Old Friends who never were friends.

Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.

All of our lives are governed by a certain degree of faith in bullshit.

He said that he was sure you would be amendable to this course of action." April paused, eyes widening, before she said indignantly, "I believe he may have lied to me!

I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise!" - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)

His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet ... you can hide but you can't run.

I could think of no better place to secretly murder someone than inside a fridge. Well, actually there were probably several better ones, but none came to mind at the time.

Assassins: they got sass and live on sin.

Because seeing someone's heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out there's no Santa Clause.

You know you're dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn't help to cover up a murder.

What time is it?""One o'clock."I nearly spit out some soda. "In theafternoon?""No. In the morning. Don't let that damnsunlight fool you. It lies.

Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!

Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.

So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire's coffin? - Shella

We keep electing council members for appearance sake, it doesn't mean anything, and it is just a show for the people, so that they may sleep well at night with their delusion of peace.

There's a saying, " Aeneas said: "Keep an eye on Greeks when they offer gifts." He spoke wryly. "Horses, particularly.

He's more how Satan would look if he needed to seduce you into drowning a baby.