Quotes About Deception

Magic is the only honest profession. A magician promises to deceive you and he does.

He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice.

The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince one to lie for you.

Grace sat down where the chair wasn't.

Perfect sanity is a myth propagated by straitjacket salesmen.

He who loves lies suffers from no disease than lies! He who believes in and acts upon lies suffers from no disease than ignorance!

...but I'd learned a long time ago that the worse things are, the more people lie about them.

Chocolate cured just about everything, but being a crocodile's chew-toy was on a whole other level.

A liar with a pen is a writer

Lia caught sight of it immediately and glared at him. "You gave me your word. You swore you wouldn't tell him.""I'm a mass murderer, " he said pointedly. "Not exactly trustworthy.

What's your name?""Emma Gould, " she said. "What's yours?""Wanted.""By all the girls or just the law?

Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me?

If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan.

Could you attempt, at least, to make yourself presentable? I know this is a war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it's a party.

They say you can judge a person by their book, but I say they will hide under the covers.

Just because you act a little guilty doesn't mean you're innocent.

It was a smile that spelledtrouble. With a promise.

And what if that news anchor is creepy? He's too smooth, and he has that hairpiece.

I've never met a politician who didn't deserve to be tossed into a pit full of Kallin, " Beranabus grunts.

Artists are dishonest creatures really. They foist their version of reality upon us while making it all up. Writers, painters, musicians, auteurs—they're all the same.

if lying would be a crime, we would all be in jail right now

Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces.

Iago's soliloquy - the motive-hunting of a motiveless malignity - how awful it is!

Everything said, you couldn't hope for a nicer day to have a half dozen ex-soldiers with hunting bows relieve you of everything you owned.