Quotes About Dating

No matter how liberal or modern a family is, there will always be resistance when someone discloses that they are dating someone.

Travel taught me to date differently. I was more respectful of myself. It made me date differently.

If you want to meet a better quality man, you're going to have to get used to taking more risks.

When you're dating a rock star, it's not about commitment and marriage.

The whole thing about dating was the scariest thing in the world. And I would tell my friends, 'I'm never going to find anyone. Where am I going to find someone? By now, I'm 59 years old. Where do you meet men?' It was really funny. So I just focused on myself.

One of the most overwhelming things about dating is imagining going on an entire dinner date for an evening with someone you don't even know you have chemistry with yet.

You can meet somebody at a club. You can meet somebody at a restaurant. But maybe that person is not on the same page. Maybe that person is like, 'I'm starting out, I don't want to get married now.' Or, 'I don't want to have kids.'

Dating can be painful, can be great, can be confusing, can be weird, but I don't do it online because I'm not really an online person.

The original goal for Papa John's was to make $50 grand a year and have $50 grand in the bank so I could get a date.

I walk out the house, and there's paparazzi. There's certain things I can't do if I wanted to date or go on a date. It's like, I have to worry about people taking pictures, and it's crazy.

My dating advice for Paris would be just to take your time.

I have a Tinder account. Now I've done Bumble, and I've tried this other one, and the way I justified it is that... because I'm on TV, I shouldn't be eliminated from participating in what's going on in the world. But people are always like, 'I can't believe you're on a dating app!'

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

I literally tried to get one date in five months in Auckland, and I couldn't. Auckland is quite small, so you know everyone, and everyone in Auckland has a partner already, so there's nobody to date.

When I went off to college in 1997, I didn't go back and watch 'Conan.' I was out partying and dating women.

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

A lot of people head into courtship looking for fireworks. Don't pass up a chance by dumping someone after a first date because you don't feel the fireworks. The fireworks can happen at any time and be maintained.

Previously, gay life had seemed a merry series of cabinet reshuffles and rearrangements, in which everyone was single for a time, then paired off for a time. If you stood still with a welcoming smile on your face, sooner or later somebody would come over and sit on it.

From past experience I wouldn't go out with another musician. With song writing people can be a bit sensitive. Something completely different, like a lawyer, would be good.

But I am not a serial dater or anything like that. Maybe when lockdown is over, I can do speed dating for weeks on end!

I'm very much into 'The Bachelor,' that is for sure.

When I was a bachelor with a different girl on my arm every week, people didn't think I was quite legitimate.

I didn't aspire to be on 'The Bachelor.' I didn't watch the show. I thought it was for losers truly.

I probably became more understanding and empathetic about 'The Bachelor,' and why people are on it, than I was the first 10 years of the show when I was married, because I really do understand how hard it is out there, how hard it is to meet somebody that you really have a connection with.