Quotes About Dating

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

it makes sense when you think about the confluence of puberty hormones, stress from academics and the emergence of primitive appalling forms of dating, depression starts in your junior high.

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills,'" Virgil said, quoting Napoleon Dynamite.

I will never date an actor or a model. My family will never accept her. We are a middle class family, and an actress will never be able to gel with us.

My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's on Lake Winnipesaukee. And so we went there every summer as we were dating.

We go on dates thinking that person is our future husband or wife, without getting to know them, as we live in a fantasy and an illusion of romance.

Life has a way of rewarding us, not by blessing us with the love of our life only, but diverting us from a potentially horrible future partner in the form of seemingly disappointing dating and courtship.

Parents, problems, friends, crushes, love, fake love, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness...It's life.

Parents, problems, friends, fakes, boys, love, crush, dating, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness...It's life.

Someone ask me out. I'm tired of being fugly and lonely.

Dating is dumb. Basically you're making false judgments based on false exteriors. Oh, sure my superficial self likes your superficial self, but the real me likes your roommate.

I was becoming convinced that I was going to be lonely for the rest of my life. It wasn't that I wasn't meeting men. I was. It was just that they all drove me crazy.

Fondue is not a good date food.

If you have a solid friendship before dating, there's this understanding that you can be just youBut you should still have fun hooking up!

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.

I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround.

Odds on meeting a single man: 1 in 23; a cute, single man: 1 in 429; a cute, single, smart man, 1 in 3,245,873; when you look your best, 1 in a billion.

I was dating a guy for a while because he told me he had an incurable disease. I didn't realize it was stupidity.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.