Quotes About Dating

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I always play women I would date.

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.

I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.

Every time you date someone with an issue that you have to work to ignore, you're settling.

Renie was always engaged," said Judith dryly. "At one point, she was engaged to three guys at once, all with the same first name." Joe shrugged one broad shoulder. "Kept her from making tactless mistakes, anyway. Which one did she marry?" "None of them," answered Judith.

What kind of person hates dogs? What's wrong with him? That's an automatic swipe left.

Dinner is a waste on a first date, because you don't want the guy to see how much you can really eat. "He'll find out soon enough that I can put my entire head in a Häagen-Dazs tub."

I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.

Never date a man who has the same haircut you do. It's just a bad idea.

My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!

A second date always felt like an announcement at his age. And he never felt ready for the announcement.

Bridget has vowed to never, ever date a celebrity (or quasi-celebrity) again. "Unless it's, like, James Dean back from the dead," she says. "Well, that's sensible," I say.

Bridget has vowed to never, ever date a celebrity (or quasi-celebrity) again. 'Unless it's, like, James Dean back from the dead,' she says. 'Well, that's sensible,' I say.

Riley Carlson: So I guess I know what you wanted to tell me. I mean, you made it pretty clear that you don't want to go out with an average girl. Marc Hudson: That's right, I don't. I want to go out with YOU. There's nothing average about you, Riley.

I rode in my own backseat as we headed northwest toward Hollywood on the 101 freeway and then exited onto the dark, scabrous streets of the then still-a-little-funky, still-gentrifying neighborhood where we both lived because we were single and "creative" and this was where single, creative people lived if they wanted to surround themselves with—and potentially date and possibly marry—like-minded folk.

Guys don't like chicks who are down all the time.

After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.

Life would be so much simpler if guys were like mood rings, and they changed color when they liked you.

He leaned in and kissed her softly. "If you're finally going to let yourself love me, we're going to date." "We sort of have been." "No." He caught her hands and pulled her into his embrace. "We've been trying very hard not to date. Let me show you our world. Let me take you to dinner and whisper temptations. Let me take you to ridiculous carnival rides and symphonies and dances in the rain. I want you to laugh and smile and trust me first. i want it to be real love if you are in my bed.

That's why teenage dating is so dumb, because it's doomed to fail. You'd think people would have learned that by now, but I guess they haven't. They go right on falling in love and thinking it's going to survive high school.

Along with our shared love of pets, gardens, and food, we considered our degree of religious commitment—his to Judaism, mine to Unitarian Universalism—a common value. While dating, we'd sporadically attended each other's worship services; perhaps we both nursed secret hopes of enticing the other over to our side.

All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.

They hoped that if they dated enough, became popular enough, or achieved enough, they might somehow be able to eliminate their gender identity conflict.