Quotes About Faith

One of these days, I would doubt the Gardeners a little too much and Zach was going to play handball with my head.

Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit.

Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.

The reason God never fails is because he fears to fail

Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law.

God is the creator of all good plot twists!

Given his personality, I'd say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

The sun will always rise, but we may never know

Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.

God picked me to be his punching bag...so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?

The greatest proof that the Bible is inspired is that it has withstood so much bad preaching!

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell.

All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent

Haylee shook her head as soon as they were gone. "Christ, how can our family be mankind's best hope?

Christianity and Buddhism are very much alike, especially Buddhism.

The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You're standing in Christ's spot.

imagine there's no heaven..." he said. "Apparently someone is taking that personally.

On a wing and a prayer." (After being asked how the angels make love in Milton's Paradise Lost).

But...he's a demon. Isn't that sort of the main category of Things to Smite?

Hey, religious nuts! Please do not grow up. Just go up!

Do you know what I think?" Marcone said."You think we should shoot Nicodemus in the back at the first opportunity and let Michael dismember him.""Yes."I drew my gun. "Okay.

Those who say that I am being punished are saying that god can't think of anything more vengeful than cancer for a heavy smoker.

I don't think that because you die and move on to somewhere else that you lose your sense of humor.

Praying without fervency is like hunting with a dead dog.