Quotes About Faith

A sharp sense of the ironic can be the equivalent of the faith that moves mountains. Far more quicky than reason or logic, irony can penetrate rage and puncture self-pity.

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!

Mirth is God's medicine.

All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

Humor (is) intrinsitc to Christianity.

You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.

There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God's.

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.

A large number of deaf, crippled and blind people are afflicted solely through the malice of the demon. And one must in no wise doubt that plagues, fevers and every sort of evil come from him.

Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.

My love, wherever you are - whatever you are - don't lose faith. I know it's gonna happen someday to you.

All of our lives are governed by a certain degree of faith in bullshit.

I wonder how Admat can be everywhere. Is he in my sandal? Or is he my sandal itself? Why would a god bother to be a sandal? Does he wear shoes or sandals himself, invisible ones?

Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.

I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president.

Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.

Our sense of humor is a gift from God which should be controlled as well as cultivated.