Quotes About Faith

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.

We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

Our bodies are always exposed to Satan. The maladies I suffer are not natural, but Devil's spells.

Our priorities is our faith.

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.

No new sect ever had humor; no disciples either, even the disciples of Christ.

To be a Christian, you must pluck out the eye of reason.

I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.

I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

Jumping Jehoshaphat. O Holy Night.

Good news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

She hadn't just drunk the Salvation Kool-Aid - she'd started to brew her own.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.

You need to have faith and trust, Moira.""And a little bit of pixie dust?

Even though I was fairly certain God wasn't Ted Bundy, I kept an open mind, since this phone call was getting a bit confusing.

My mind is like clay, but thank goodness God knows how to mold it!

Courage is not beating up the bully or letting the bully beat you up, it is standing strong before the bully and seeing him for what he truly is: a child of God in need of an attitude adjustment.

And please punish Jenny. You could strike her dead. Amen." Jenny blinked. "I'm no expert on this, but… are you supposed to pray for someone to be struck dead?

I don't know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. I belong to an unholy disorder. We call ourselves "Our Lady of the Perpetual Astonishment

If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence--and punishes those who do.

It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light