Quotes About Airplane

When 'Center Stage' first came out, I had some little girls on an airplane who didn't want to actually talk to me but wanted to talk about me at the top of their lungs. And they took pictures of me while I was sleep. And you know what's the worst part? I get really, really airsick.

A hundred canes shattered in the sun, like a load of antihistamines falling out of an airplane.

When exactly the virus got on an airplane and departed Wuhan isn't exactly known, but the world changed that day. It underwent a "phase change.

as long as I felt I had to take some action, I was anguished, and when I gave up all responsibility and stopped trying to do anything at all, I was relatively at peace, even though the earth meanwhile was circling so far below us and we were so high up in a defective airplane that would have trouble landing.

the man, Jeff, to step away from the airplane.

In my life i've found I never regret being the bigger person. Unless of course I'm in coach and stuck with a middle seat.

was seated at the front of coach in an aisle seat, directly behind the first-class dividing wall and the flight attendant service area. It's my favorite seat on a plane. I like watching people get on the plane so I can judge them. I like judging. I didn't see any real problems among the passengers who awkwardly clumped onto the plane, but I definitely felt like I was in a better place than some of them, which helped take the edge off my mood. Judging works.

If you have a fear of flying, don't. The data are very clear: If you have to travel someplace, the safest way is by airplane.

The more I fly, the more I'm convinced that the true wonder of modern aviation is the transformation of tasteless particles into something known as airplane food.

Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching "SVU." It's funny. And it's always the reruns.

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

We can't hear the balance yet because the soloist is still on the airplane.

The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.

What's the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

Here is the secret to surviving one of these [airplane] crashes: Be male. In a 1970 Civil Aeromedical institute study of three crashes involving emergency evacuations, the most prominent factor influencing survival was gender (followed closely by proximity to exit). Adult males were by far the most likely to get out alive. Why? Presumably because they pushed everyone else out of the way.

Is that where you took care of him? In a restroom?" "No. I walked him out to the runway and threw him in front of a Boeing.

If you have never seen a flight attendant praying, I hope you never do, because it is one the scariest things in the whole world. Scarier

People sometimes sweetly say that I have "child-bearing hips," but what they really mean is that I have hips that will definitely knock over your drink if you are sitting next to me on a plane and I have to get up to use the bathroom.

Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have a good time. Same to my parents and everybody. And I just totally love you, and [anticipating heaven or an afterlife] I'll see you when you get there. 'Bye, babe. Hope I'll call you.

Air travel is such a strange experience. It´s such an intimate thing, to travel alongside a stranger for so many hours, to eat together, take in a film, snooze side by side. In economy I think that it´s so intimate, that like neighbours on the same landing, most of us consider that it´s better not to take the risk of ever getting to know them. In business class, there´s just enough room - as elbows don´t actually touch - to take that chance.

Got enough leg room there, Rossiter?" Marc asked. "You bet. If not I'll just make use of the overhead bin.

You are free to move about the cabin. Unless your hands are duct-taped together.