Quotes About Airplane

I'd be arrested if I still smoked because I'm the one who would be changing the battery in the airplane in the lavatory to take out the smoke detector. I would've been those people they warn you against.

I don't like looking like a crazy person in my seat with a mask on, so I go into the airplane bathroom, put it on for a minute, and then I'll wash it off. Once I'm out of the bathroom, nobody even knows I did the mask, but my skin does!

No one is an 'expert' on terrorism. That is nonsense. Terrorism is fluid. It changes daily. Terrorism used to be hijacking an aircraft and forcing the pilot to take it to another location. This evolved into holding hostages aboard the craft to force governments to do something. Now we have hijackers willing to die on an airplane and kill every passenger along with them. Terrorists have become more desperate and bold.

You have to offer sort of an evolution visually and do things like you've never seen before, like a fight between two men in a toilet on an airplane which was very exciting.

In the case of an airplane, speed is determined by the outcome of the conflict between thrust of the power and drag of the plane. So it also is with humans.

Without my airplane I am an ordinary man, and a useless one - a trainer without a horse, a sculptor without marble, a priest without a god. Without an airplane I am a lonely consumer of hamburgers.

As soon as I jumped out of the airplane, I realized I had forgotten my parachute. Thank God we were still on the runway.

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

As I have tried to show, science, in producing the airplane and the wireless, has created a new international political environment to which governments must adjust their foreign policies.

If someone does not have a missions heart at home, nothing magical happens when they buckle the seat belt on the airplane.

As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.

In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.

And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

Because of its independence of surface limitations and its superior speed the airplane is the offensive weapon par excellence.

Tarik reappeared from room 104 carrying a soft-sided blue travel bag, large enough to hold a week's worth of clothes, small enough to fit in an airplane's overhead bin.

I've got to say that is - the highest emotion of the human experience is going down in a plane knowing your going to die!

When I get off the plane in England I always feel about two inches shorter.

When I get on a plane these days, I go first class.

If I'm on the plane, I insist on being comfortable. I don't believe in getting dressed up to fly. There's no reason for that, especially when it's 16 hours to fly internationally.

There are months when I'm on a plane every day!

I had my airplane, and I'd use it as a car whenever I could. If the drive was going to be longer than an hour, I was flying the plane instead. And in California, it's really easy to have a drive longer than an hour.

The only time I can't sleep is on a plane, when I am literally keeping it in the air with my brain.

I've seen a lot of people buy my books and then fall asleep on the plane soon afterwards.