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Quotes About Airplane

Cutting the deficit by gutting our investments in innovation and education is like lightening an overloaded airplane by removing its engine. It may make you feel like you're flying high at first, but it won't take long before you feel the impact.
~ Barack Obama
You know what I have noticed? And this is really sad. Flying first class is less scary than flying coach. They speak to you and they're so nice to you and they want to help you and they know you want a drink before the plane takes off. And they bring it to you without asking. If you're sitting in coach and hoping for a drink, good luck.
~ Hope Davis
I have the ordinary experience of being anonymous when I'm in an airplane talking to air-traffic control, and they don't know who they're talking to. I have a lot of common experiences.
~ Harrison Ford
Hiçbir yerden tek ses bile duyulmuyordu. Åžeftalinin üzerinde yolculuk yapmak hiç de bir uçak yolculuÄŸuna benzemiyordu. Uçak gökyüzünde pat?rt?lar, gürültüler ç?kararak hareket eder ve o kocaman bulut daÄŸlar?na gizlenmiÅŸ duran bir ÅŸeyler varsa, uçak gelirken koÅŸup saklan?rlar. İşte bu yüzden, uçakla yolculuk edenler hiçbir ÅŸey göremezler.
~ Roald Dahl
Even a passenger on an airplane falling from the sky can't shake the hope that he'll be the one to survive.
~ Koji Suzuki
My flight was announced by Donald Duck noises from a loudspeaker; I arose and shuffled off towards the statistical improbability of dying in an airplane crash. Personally, the thought of such a death appalls me little – what civilized man would not rather die like Icarus than be mangled to death on a Motorway by a Ford Popular?
~ Kyril Bonfiglioli
This is why they always tell you on airplanes that you have to put your oxygen mask on first before you help someone else with theirs. They have to remind us of this because it's counterintuitive—unless you are a sociopath, it's your nature to help.
~ Jen Sincero
He tilted his head to one side, considering me, his weathered face impossible to read. But his voice was kind as he said, "There are lots of mistakes you can make. Pilots make them, and pilots die. Obstacles will kill you. The weather will kill you. But, as I'm about to show you, the airplane is your friend. The plane wants to fly.
~ Jennifer Echols
Captain Barry steered the plane back toward land and ordered the crew to bail out. One of the copilots, Captain Theodore Schreier, mistakenly put on a life jacket over his parachute. He was never seen again. The
~ Eric Schlosser
When the weight of the paper equals the weight of the airplane, only then you can go flying.
~ Donald Wills Douglas
I'm not sure if I could bear to go on an aeroplane again. It's not my concern for the welfare of the planet. It's not even the long check-in times and queuing. No, it's the humiliation of the security process that has finally done it for me.
~ Tom Hodgkinson
The only times I'm consistent about praying are when I'm on an airplane or when an ambulance goes by.
~ China Chow
Also, like Bush, Bauer is open to a little good-natured ribbing. Even about his religion. According to Prophecy, at the moment of the Rapture everyone who has taken Christ as his savior will immediately ascend to heaven. So if you're in an airplane, and your pilot has accepted Christ, you're in trouble.
~ Al Franken
Three-quarters of the way down the aisle another stewardess, somewhat older and more harried and human, placed me in my seat amid a gigantic Puerto Rican family on its way home for the holidays. (When I say gigantic, I do not mean to imply that any of them were tall.) (Nor do I mean to imply, by that disclaimer, that any of them were thin. I was a bit squeezed.)
~ Donald E. Westlake
Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.
~ Jonathan Carroll
I'm glad you can't talk on your cells while the plane is in the air. That would drive me crazy.
~ Bob Newhart
There are not many things I find more disgusting than recycled airplane air.
~ Brittany Bowe
I'd be on the airplane and have to ask for seatbelt extensions.
~ Paul Wall
Google docs and spreadsheets don't work if you're on an airplane. But it's a technical problem that is going to get solved. Eventually you will be able to work on a plane as if you are connected and, then when you get reconnected to the Internet, your computer will just synchronize with the cloud.
~ Eric Schmidt
Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
We drove under a giant gray wing and headed out over open blacktop straight for a small white airplane standing alone. A corporate thing. A business jet. A Lear, or a Gulfstream, or whatever rich people buy these days. The paint winked in the sun. There was no writing on it, apart from a tail number. No name, no logo. Just white paint. Its engines were turning slowly, and its stairs were down.
~ Lee Child
The plane turned onto the runway, amid noisy billows of dry brown air, and it accelerated slowly, complacently, as if fully aware the mysteries of flight had been worked out long ago, and it lifted off calmly, and glinted in the sun, and sideslipped in the haze, and curved upward on trails of soot, setting a dark but graceful course north and east.
~ Lee Child
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
~ Paul Dickson
The plane blew up." "I wonder what happened to all the other people?" As soon as I'd spoken, I wished I hadn't said that. I decided shy people shouldn't try to make conversation, not even in an emergency. If I manage to talk to strangers at all, nervousness always makes me say the wrong thing.
~ Ann Halam