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Quotes About Airplane

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
~ George Carlin
The highest compliment I could ever receive about my kids - and I can say that this does happen frequently - is when the in-flight crew say to me, 'Your children are wonderful. They are so well-behaved.' Every time I am told that, I could weep.
~ Kate Winslet
I was flying with my brother, and he challenged me to work out on the airplane. He thought it was funny - and I did it!
~ Izabel Goulart
In modern times, if you're on an airplane and it's going down, that's it. You've got a couple of minutes, if that, to work out where you stand in relationship to the whole of your life.
~ Linus Roache
Aeroplane journeys give me quiet time to read and sleep; it's like being unplugged from the earth.
~ Linda Gray
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
~ Benny Hill
It was an hour and a half plane ride, so I slept. I try to sleep because that's probably the only time I get to get my real sleep. When I can't sleep I read books or watch movies.
~ Keren Ann
Although I myself don't go to church or synagogue, I do, whether it's superstition or whatever, pray every time I get on a plane. I just automatically do it. I say the same thing every time.
~ Barbara Walters
I believe that anyone who flies in an airplane and doesn't spend most of his time looking out the window wastes his money.
~ Marc Reisner
Any time I'm in a moving thing, like an airplane, I'm usually asleep before we even get on our way.
~ Garth Brooks
Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.
~ Joan Rivers
the lifting against the natural force of gravity of two-hundred-odd tons of airplane and three-hundred-odd human beings to an entirely unsustainable altitude of seven or so miles, and then propelling all without interruption for many long hours, suspended by nothing more than a lately realized principle of physics, high above a cold and highly dangerous expanse of sea.
~ Simon Winchester
I didn't notice I was crying until a stewardess came by and gave me a tissue to blow my nose in. Her arm and wrist were slender and they formed a pretty arch, like the limb of a fruit tree, as she poked the tissue into my clenched fist. She didn't look at my eyes. It was a perfect gesture, an expression of indifference and concern, which is the most a drunk can ask for.
~ John Straley
The wind had flung the sand thirty thousand feet into the sky above the desert in a blinding cloud from the Niger to the Nile, and somewhere in it was the airplane.
~ Elleston Trevor
She is not a toy, Mr. Towns, she is an airplane.
~ Elleston Trevor
Cutting the deficit by gutting our investments in innovation and education is like lightening an overloaded airplane by removing its engine. It may make you feel like you're flying high at first, but it won't take long before you feel the impact.
~ Barack Obama
But if you really want to get involved in making a difference, you can stay at home with your family and have a job and make a reasonable living without having to be on an airplane all of the time, then you ought to go back home and run for School Board.
~ Birch Bayh
I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.
~ Dane Cook
The most impressive airplane ever, I believe, was designed only a dozen years after the first operational jet. Stayed in service till it was too rusty to fly, taken out of service. We retreated in '98 back to something that was developed in '56. What? The most impressive spaceship ever, I believe, was a Grumman Lunar Lander.
~ Burt Rutan
It's much like playing jazz, flying. It's multitasking in real time. You have a number of instruments that alone won't tell you exactly what the airplane is doing but together give you a picture of everything that's going on.
~ Aaron Diehl
In anthropology terms, this superficial mimicry is called a cargo cult, a reference to the misguided worship of abandoned airplane landing strips among tribes hoping for the goods that airplanes had delivered to return.
~ Scott Berkun
In Alaska, it's against the law to look for a moose from an airplane.
~ Scott Matthews
She watched the prairies the rivers, the towns slipping past at an untouchable distance below - and she noted that the sense of detachment one feels when looking at the earth from a plane was the same sense she felt when looking at people: only her distance from people seemed longer. - Dagny Taggart
~ Ayn Rand
Heck, I remember that I used to dress up to take an airplane flight; today, it looks homeless people fill up the planes.
~ Jon Spoelstra