Quotes About Provocation

Women prefer to draw blood using words. It can cause just as much havoc, but it doesn't stain the carpet.

Touch me again, chakaar, and I'll ram this into your carotid artery." "I haven't got one." "Then I'll have to keep stabbing you until I find somewhere else that bleeds copiously.

have to hand it to you, Esganikan. We put our boots on Earth soil less than fifteen minutes ago, and you've already offered to kick off a world war and pissed over all the diplomatic channels. Not bad. Give us another hour, and we can start Armageddon.

They'll only get your goat if you show them where you keep your hay.

My wife is for making babies. You're for fucking." The sting was unexpected. "That's an awful thing to say." "Trust me, one is a lot more fun than the other.

He's like a spoon—always stirring things up.

I've got my foot so far up your ass that you can taste my nail polish in the back of your throat.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the ass.

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse.

I never met a man I didn't want to fight.

I hate being moved. I hate that man who came in. So self-righteous, so cruel. He made fun of me, that's why I cried. You never did that. You led me into temptation by your - politeness.

Every man who attacks my belief, diminishes in some degree my confidence in it, and therefore makes me uneasy; and I am angry with him who makes me uneasy.

Many a man's tongue broke his nose.

Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front of someone who was annoyed by it.

There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.

The rabbis paled. I'd managed to terrify holy men. Maybe I could beat up a nun for an encore.

Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle.

The power men possess to annoy me I give them by a weak curiosity

A man who can be provoked by a tweet should not have his fingers anywhere near the nuclear codes.

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.

Many men provoke others to overreach them by excessive suspicion; their extraordinary distrust in some sort justifies the deceit.

Every heart is the lair of a ferocious animal. The greatest wrong that you can put upon a man is to provoke him to let out his beast.

The emotional health of a village depended upon having a man whom everyone loved to hate, and Heaven had blessed us with two of them.

I really like clever men who challenge you.