Quotes About Provocation

A man was attacking me with a wet handkerchief.

She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city block.

You've got a bold tongue, little man. One day, someone is like to cut it out and make you eat it.

Kill a man's family, and he may brook it, But keep your hands out of his breeches' pocket.

The white man is a devil. If he is not a devil, let him prove it!

A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across the face. That got him off my back.

When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there is no answer to be made.

Actually I didn't shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, but he could tell I was extremely cross.

What's the use of being a writer if you can't irritate a great many people?

For a moment Jack felt the strongest inclination to snatch up his little gilt chair and beat the white-faced man down with it.

Streaking. That's a very stupid young man thing to do. There is something ruder I can't mention. Celebs On Sunday, you're kinda clean, aren't you? Hmm. Maybe we should stick to streaking.

No man provokes me with impunity.

I don't have to write jokes. I don't have to write insults. If you ask the man of the hour in the hot seat, my mere existence is clearly insult enough.

I understand the technique of eccentricity; it would be futile for a man to labor at establishing a reputation for oddity if he were ready at the slightest provocation to revert to normal action.

It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect of it put to him, and I won't even go there with Eminem.

Few things are more agreeable than the spectacle of a man who loses his temper; we should be grateful to such people for providing us with moments of often unsullied delight.

The kid who throws his spaghetti from the high chair onto his father's face, he's pushing back. He's sticking it to the man as he sees it. I like that. So that is punk.

I definitely don't know why men are turned-on by lesbianism.

Stupid f***ing white man.

Dutch in my ear, Olde E in my palm, I Freddy Krueger your face, Michael Myers your moms. You botherin mine? That's when I'm sparkin the nine.

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

You big crybaby," I whispered into his ear. "Now you know why your mom warned you not to hit girls. Sometimes they hit back.

Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist.

I love stirring the pot. I love giving big companies a run for their money - especially if they're offering expensive, poor-quality products.