Quotes About Provocation

What makes all doctrines plain and clear? About two hundred pounds a year. And that which was proved true before, prove false again? Two hundred more.

You want to give people a reason to hate my guts more? I'm making more money.

You must torment people with your artistic delight, scaring mother and grandmother in the middle of the night.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

I took a straight picture that made me look like a thirty-year-old Italian who'd kill anybody who said something against his mother.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Sometimes I spit on my mother's portrait for pleasure.

The only really good piece of advice I have for my students is, 'Write something you'd never show your mother or father. And you know what they say? I could never do that!'

...cook him up with some barbecued dog...cook that yellow chump. I'll make that mother f**ker make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice.

The purpose of writing is to make your mother and father drop dead with shame.

You better not brag, you're a hunky old hag, and that goes for your mother, too.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

You both sicken me. (Markus) It's what I live for…Father. Your eternal disgust succors me like mother's milk. (Fang)

Anything that makes your mother cry is fun

The book to read is not the one which thinks for you, but the one which makes you think.

Prophet Mohammed would have no objection to The Satanic Verses.

Hey big mouth, how do you spell triple?

The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics.

We just want to make the walls cave in and the ceiling collapse. Music is meant to be played as loudly as possible, really raw and punchy, and I'll punch out anyone who doesn't like it the way I do.

Rock has always been the devil's music... I believe that rock & roll is dangerous... I feel that we're only heralding something even darker than ourselves.

You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun

Rock's always been the devil's music.