Quotes About Provocation

What if someone picks on me? I asked Then I'll pick on them. What if someone picks my nose? I asked. The I'll pick your nose, too Rowdy said.

Shoving hot bread up a roasting bird's ass & feasting on it seems like an apt celebration of colonialism.

My mullet was an insecurity shield. My mullet was an ethnic hatchet. My mullet was an arrow on fire. My mullet said to the literary world, Hello, you privileged prep-school assholes, I'm here to steal your thunder, lightning, and book sales.

So, yeah, honestly speaking, fuck you, Xavier, and the farm-raised salmon you rode in on.

What happened to cause the jail fight? (Maggie) They thought it would be fun to knock around the 'kid' and show off their manhood. I thought it would be fun to knock a couple of them unconscious. (Wren)

I say we should stake him to an anthill and throw little pickles at him! (Selena)

And you are? (Xypher) Pissed off. You wrecked my car, shoved me around, and are a complete and utter dickhead! (Simone) Dear God, what a mouthful – your mom must have really wanted a son. Mind if I call you 'Pissed' for short? The rest of that is just too much to say every time I want your attention. (Xypher)

I hate you! (Artemis) Oh, please don't get my hopes up. You almost gave me a hard-on with that thought. At least tell me this time your hatred will last more than five minutes. (Acheron)

Why did you hit him? (Grace) Because it gave me a great deal of pleasure. (Julian) Nice. You haven't seen me in what, two thousand years? So, instead of a friendly, brotherly hug, I get slugged. (Eros)

So, does this make you visibly challenged? (Nick) No, but if you don't lay off me, I'm going to make you breathing impaired. (Acheron)

Get off me, you lard-ass, halitosis, flea-infested horror-movie reject! (Alexion)

Then why haven't you killed yourself? (Astrid) Why should I? The only enjoyment I have in my life is knowing I piss off everyone around me. If I were dead, it would make them all happy. God forbid I should ever do that. (Zarek)

Oh, goodie! I get to make the redheaded goddess mad! (Simi)

I don't have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi)

You might wanna rethink that, boy. 'Cause if I'm going to get sued for offensively touching you, I'm going to make it worth my while.

Then shut up or grab a sword and come help. (Takeshi) Is that a challenge? (Savitar) It would be if I didn't know for a fact that you're too lazy to rise to one. (Takeshi)

By the way, don't breathe on the upholstery or I may have to gut you. (Nick)

You can't kill me with a gun. (Thanatos) I know, but it's fun as hell just shooting you. (Zarek)

Oh, baby, don't ask me that question. I know exactly who and what I am…and more to the point, what I'm capable of. How dare you bring your prissy little ass into one of my clubs and pull this shit. You're lucky you're still breathing. (Savitar)

You better hope that I never see you walking down the street while I'm driving my car! (Tory)

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?

So if the punks come here, they're going to dance with the devil and get the short end of the horn. (Zarek) No one better than my Zarek to rip someone's head off. You two should get along famously. (Astrid)

Shut up. Asshole. (Shahara) I live for your endearments. (Syn)

Now you're thinking like me. A little eye-gouging, some slit nostrils…I could seriously get into that. (Acheron)