Quotes About Provocation

A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)

I got a skanky dog with more brains than you and bigger balls. (Nathan)

That didn't sound like them slinging beads at us. Think if I whip my shirt off, they'll go blind and leave?" Nick

Stoner lowered the gun to Carlos's crotch.) Should we continue splitting hairs? (Stoner)

Do you have any skills?" He gave her a cocky grin. "I'm particularly skilled at pissing off everyone around me. Quite exceptional at it, point of fact. Been known to do so by merely entering a room." She

What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)

Gareth raked her with a nasty glare. "What are you? A fucking lawyer?" Susan:"Worse. Reporter.

Caleb says to Nick. He wouldn't have gone after you if you hadn't exposed yourself. and Nick thought to himself. Excuse me...? I do believe I kept it in my pants.

I may not be able to stop you from killing me to get your pound of flesh, Tristan, but touch me – " She let her gaze drop to the bulge in his pants and spun the dagger in her hands. "And I'll get my own pound of flesh with one swipe." – Evalle

Eat it up asshole my vengeance will come.And you will bleed.

Varyk's deadly gaze turned brittle. 'You really don't want to take that tone with me.' Dev crossed his arms over his chest. 'Well, I do have several others we can choose from. Contemptuous. Angry. Snide. Aggravated. How about I just settle on extreme sarcasm and we call it even?

Those who are offended by something are most often those who deserve to be offended by it.

My favorite part is just being able to say and do things that you can't do in real life, and behaving in a way that's just not really acceptable, in the real world.

The high point of your life was when you knocked me down

Life is a buzzer box. Poke it.

I swear it on Solin's life. (Arik) Uh, excuse me? (Solin) I would, but there's truly no excuse for you. (Arik)

Ideas disturb the levelness of life

Touch me again, and it will be your last act in life - Blue Eyes.

The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight... Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo' life!

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

Writers transform: they throw a hand grenade into the notion of reality that people carry around in their heads. That's very dangerous, very destructive, but not to do it means you are satisfied with the status quo - and that's a kind of danger as well, because a kind of violence is already being perpetuated.

Come on! Who wants to fight me?

Only if you're a numbskull." "Numbskull yourself! Want me to numb your skull with this shovel?

I'd enjoy smacking him in the chops.