Quotes About Provocation

You want me to do what? What part of stupid crawled up your sphincter and died?" – Caleb

you're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure

Come on, Megeara. Walk on the wild side with me. Let's get naked and ruin Solin's upholstery. It serves two purposes. We're happy and he's pissed. (Arik)

A blaster against a knife isn't fair. (a Partini) No shit…and so goes my incentive to fight fairly. You want fair, play with kids. You wanna come at me, make out a will. (Syn)

Someone needs to take that stick out of your ass and beat you with it

Fuck you, human. (Phoenix) Wow, boys and girls, they're just so inviting, aren't they. Martha Stewart would be proud. (Susan)

You should be beaten for that. (Valerius) Try beating me, you sorry piece of shit, and I'll force-feed you that black heart of yours. (Zarek)

He attacked us. What was I supposed to do? Invite him to dinner? (Sin)

We've come to kill Zarek of Moesia, and if you get in our way, little girl, we're going to kill you. (Otto) I'll be damned. He speaks. Or rather growls. (Jess) But not for long if he doesn't watch his mouth. For the record, Squire, it would take more man than you to even scratch me. (Syra) I live for a woman who scratches. Just make sure you keep it on the back, baby. I don't like scars. (Otto)

Are you calling me out? (Varyk) I'm calling you slow. Not out. (Dev)

You want to start some shit, boy? Let's go outside. (Devyn) Oh, good. I'm just in time for another round of Grand Testosterone Overdose. Ooooh, Alix, Claira…anyone got popcorn? Or maybe I should get Taryn? Then we could insult his manhood and watch him pop a gasket, too. (Zarina)

You both sicken me. (Markus) It's what I live for…Father. Your eternal disgust succors me like mother's milk. (Fang)

You snide halitosis-breathing worthless shit sack! (Stryker)

Did you miss my job description? Or were you just not paying attention the day I busted heads on Olympus? Fucking with you people is what I do. It's what I live for and I'm really tired of you now. (ZT)

I want your opinion on the best way to proceed. (Eli) I'd start by killing your son and his crew of idiots before their stupidity spreads to anyone else and infects them. (Varyk)

Fuck off and die, you putrid bastard. (Jericho)

sasha growled low in his throat. Send the wolf to watch them, he mocked in falsetto. His nostrils flared. I swear Z, if I live, I'm going to rip that damned goatee off your face and stick your shaving cream in the fridge.

I take it you didn't get the permits...again. (Brian) What was your first clue? (Geary) Oh, I don't know. That stomping stance as you walked down the street, clenching and unclenching your fists like you're already choking someone, or maybe it's that way you're looking at me like you could claw out my eyes when I haven't done anything to piss you off. (Brian) Yes, you have. (Geary) And that is? (Brian) You don't have a gun. (Geary)

It takes 42 muscles to smile. Instead pick up your middle finger and say bite me!

Since when does a dog care about what it humps? (Dev) I could go so low with that that even the gutter would envy us, but…I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to provoke a fight with me so that you can legally turn me away. I really, really want to give you that fight, too, but I have to see Sasha and it can't wait. Sorry. We'll have to hump and fight later. (Fury)

Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.' (Nathan)

You're not welcome here. Why don't you slink off into the hole you crawled out of? (Adron) Oh, that's real original and mature. Why don't you call me Mr. Stinky Pants while you're at it? (Jayce)

Men are the scourge of the universe. I say we line them all up along the highway and then mow them down with big trucks. No, wait! Steamrollers! Yeah, let's steamroll them all until they're nothing more than slimy wet spots on the road! (Chrissy)

Look, bud. I'm trained. Ticked off. And I have a loaded weapon. You should take particular note of the loaded weapon part when annoying me. (Terri)