Quotes About Reality

Humanity, you never had it from the beginning." That was my motto.

All humanity could share a common insanity and be immersed in a common illusion while living in a common chaos. That can't be disproved, but we have no choice but to follow our senses.

I would like, in my arbitrary way, to bring one nearer to the actual human being.

They told me I was everything. 'Tis a lie, I am not ague-proof.

I wish if I could fulfill the expectations of others. Life is unpredictable and there is no more humanity

Delusion is the greatest barrier of humanity..

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

Walt is dead. And, after a couple of hours at Epcot, you'll wish you were, too.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I'm pretty normal.

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.