Quotes About Reality

You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

All of our lives are governed by a certain degree of faith in bullshit.

Yeah, yeah, it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye type of thing. There's that kind of irreverence to it the humor and in the reality of what's really going on that plays into this movie.

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.

Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.

Life is like a double-blind experiment. And the Observer is the only One in on the Know.

Wisdom of the Ages: "Tooth Fairy" Growing up in the Northwest was tough. For years I thought the Tooth Fairy was a big boat with cars and sharp teeth.

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

Because seeing someone's heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out there's no Santa Clause.

Whatever doesn't kill them, makes them make reality TV shows...

What time is it?""One o'clock."I nearly spit out some soda. "In theafternoon?""No. In the morning. Don't let that damnsunlight fool you. It lies.

Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night.""And here I thought maybe I dreamed it, " Prophet muttered sarcastically.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren't real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real!

We keep electing council members for appearance sake, it doesn't mean anything, and it is just a show for the people, so that they may sleep well at night with their delusion of peace.

Is this the reality you wanted?

We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk.

I never said you had to like it. You have to accept it. No regret."-Clare Harding.

When dreaming is better than reality we're livingWhat's the sense of waking up in a nightmare?

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.

I will call bullshit on that so many times that the word bullshit will lose all meaning. -Milo