Quotes About Health

If purring could be encapsulated, it would be the most powerful antidepressant on the market.

What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? WebMD.

Stifling an urge to dance is bad for your health — it rusts your spirit and your hips.

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals.

Although there is much malnutrition in the world, more die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

My ideal weight is moobless.

Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.

Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket.

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out.

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

Food is fuel, not therapy.

I keep trying to lose weight — but it keeps finding me!

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

Nothing tastes as good as being healthy feels.

Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath.

The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor.

Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks.

Dieting is wishful shrinking.

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

Instead of focusing on which unhealthy foods to eat less of, concentrate on which healthy foods to eat more of.

Dieting is not a piece of cake.