Quotes About Health

Eat less sugar — you're sweet enough already.

I'm on a 90-day wonder diet. Thus far, I've lost 45 days.

Obesity is a condition which proves that the Lord does not help those who help themselves and help themselves and help themselves.

I'm doing my part to stay healthy by eating more hole foods.

I honor health as the first muse, and sleep as the condition of health. Sleep benefits mainly by the sound health it produces; incidentally also by dreams, into whose farrago a divine lesson is sometimes slipped.

Pure water is the world's first and foremost medicine.

I believe that water is the only drink for a wise man...

Filthy water cannot be washed.

I am glad to have drunk water so long, for the same reason that I prefer the natural sky to an opium-eater's heaven. I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness.

Full many a man, both young and old, Is brought to his sarcophagus, By pouring water, icy cold, Adown his warm æsophagus.

Here's to old Adam's crystal ale, Clear, sparkling, and divine, Fair H2O, long may you flow! We drink your health (in wine).

I am better in health, avoiding all fermented liquors, and drinking nothing but London water, with a million insects in every drop. He who drinks a tumbler of London water has literally in his stomach more animated beings than there are men, women, and children on the face of the globe.

Leave sooner, drive slower, live longer.

You know you're a grown-up when your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.

Some people have a foolish way of not minding, or pretending not to mind, what they eat. For my part, I mind my belly very studiously, and very carefully; for I look upon it, that he who does not mind his belly will hardly mind anything else.

Humans live on one-quarter of what they eat; on the other three-quarters lives their doctor.

To many of us, the first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books — how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

People often say to a boy when he eats between meals: "It will spoil your dinner." But, piecing between meals never spoils your meals until after you pass forty.

When diet is wrong, medicine is of no use. When diet is correct, medicine is of no need.

Square meals, not adventurous ones, are what you should seek.

15% gym, 85% diet. Abs are made in the kitchen, not the workout room.

He that eats till he is sick must fast till he is well.

A man has often more trouble to digest food than to get it.