Quotes About Health

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed — in a modified way — 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

Appearance is the consequence of fitness, and confidence is a consequence of capability.

By having a shake right after your workout, you stop the stress hormone cortisol secretion and start the positive hormones and nutrients to expedite the recovery process and maximize lean muscle growth.

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

I told him he'd have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

It is my theory you can't get rid of fat. All you can do is move it around, like furniture.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

I'm healthy as an ox. And you?" "To compare myself with a bovine would be both ridiculous and insulting, but I'm fit as ever, if that is what you are asking.

Everybody knows what California smog is - that's fog with the vitamins removed.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

What medicines do not heal, the lance will; what the lance does not heal, fire will.

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!