Quotes About Health

In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'

We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries.

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.

I think you inhaled too much lead from those scantron sheets

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

I never hear about dear Mike. I wrote Ellen Greene and asked about him and she replyed and never mentioned Mike but told me all about her roomatism. As if I cared about her roomatism.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, '100%' means 'sugar-free.

Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.

Being HIV positive doesn't necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.

Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.

Are you educated in the art of medicine?" Yeah, the art of Walgreens and Urgent Care. "A bit, " I hedged.

Heya, Arlene. What's shakin'?" Cotton greeted."Don't shift some of this weight, everything, " Arlene replied.

Laughter is the best medicine

Liza took her time sipping her tea. "That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face.

Sound will be the medicine of the future.

If the sea is sick, we'll feel it. If it dies, we die. Our future and the state of the oceans are one.

The people of the future will say, 'meat-eaters!' in disgust and regard us in the same way that we regard cannibals and cannibalism.

Future medicine will be the medicine of frequencies.

In future there will be no more designers. The designers of the future will be the personal coach, the gym trainer, the diet consultant.