Quotes About Technology

I really hate this darn machine; I wish that they would sell it. It won't do what I want it to, but only what I tell it.

A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.

Around the world thoughts shall flyIn the twinkling of an eye.

Carriages without horses shall go,And accidents fill the world with woe.

If it draws blood, it's hardware.

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.

All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space.

Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

In God we trust, all others we virus scan.

Ultimate office automation — networked coffee machines.

The Internet Is for Porn

Tyrannosaurus drives. Tyrannosaurus texts. Tyrannosaurus rex.

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't play my Game Boy?"

Programmer - an organism that turns coffee into software.

[M]odern man is just ancient man... with way better electronics.

It would not be at all strange if history came to the conclusion that the perfection of the bicycle was the greatest incident of the nineteenth century.

Imagine that the telegraph is an immense long dog — so long that its head is at Vienna and its tail is at Paris. Well, tread on its tail, which is at Paris, and it will bark at Vienna.

Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away.

Mac users swear by their computers. PC users swear at their computers.

Television? No good will come of this device. The word is half Greek and half Latin.

I've never been skydiving, but I have zoomed in on Google Earth really fast.

Computers must be male. As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the day.