Quotes About Technology

I had a life once... now I have a computer.

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashes... oh, wait a minute, he already does.

At least my pencil never crashes!

My computer kept beating the pants off me at chess, until I discovered that it was no match against me at kickboxing.

Ready, fire, aim: the fast approach to software development. Ready, aim, aim, aim, aim: the slow approach to software development.

Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?

A future with automation is the equivalent as the past with primitive technology. It is the abstract factor that will ruin the utmost ambitions of our families' generations. To combat this 'societal plague' is to combat laziness, similar to defending against our negative mentality.

A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.

Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.

Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted.

COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.

Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.

Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.

Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE

Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.

Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.

Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.

Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS...

Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO

The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door.