Quotes About Technology

I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere.

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What hath God wrought!

Many shall run to and fro, and knowledge shall be increased.

I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!

Microsoft, where quality is job 1.1.

Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it.

I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.

Dave. Stop. Stop. Will you. Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave. Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave. My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm afraid.

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

DOS computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Windows is just DOS in drag.

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

Software is slowing faster than hardware is accelerating.

Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated.

Chances are, you now know that the marriage of the computer and the telephone is one of the century's seismic technical and economic developments. In terms of potential social and economic impact, it is often likened to the introduction of assembly-line manufacturing or to the invention of the computer itself.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.

In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers.

Under water men shall walk,Shall ride, shall sleep, and talk;In the air men shall be seenIn white, in black, and in green.

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