Quotes About Pet

I have a pet peeve about bands that don't play their hits. I think it's kind of selfish.

I adopted a pet because I have been wanting one for the longest time. In fact, I am really close to Ravi Dubey's dog Moyo.

I would love to own a dog, but somehow a dog is just not me. I've always had the distinct impression that they are less like a pet and more like another child.

I used to have a pet crawfish, so my friend made a mold of its claws and bronzed a key chain for me out of it.

There are conventions for people with serious, boring inventions, but fad inventors need help. You need someone to talk to. You just can't tell your friends you're going to invent a pet rock and mortgage your house to pay for it. It's embarrassing... risky mentally. Your friends think you're crazy.

I used to have a potbelly pig named Terrance. He died of obesity.

I want a pig. I want a pig on a leash. A baby pig on a leash.

I love pigs. I think they're very cute. I really want a pet pig, but those micro pigs, they don't stay micro.

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is push my dog off of me. He likes to sleep on top of me. I think it's because I'm warm and breathing.

Susan glanced down and smiled. 'Go away, Sieglinde,' she said, giving her a push. It's food, not me, you fraud!' Sieglinde regained her balance with the dexterity of a tight-rope walker. She sighed and whinnied under her breath continuously, while her paws took a firmer grip of Susan's knee.

To this day I don't ever remember seeing a pet inside Moscow, I never saw anyone carrying a dog, or leading a dog. Err I finally saw a, a pet some years later in Kiev, so I thought that life must have been, different.

I'm a cat person.

I had a cat called Dizz, after Dizzy Gillespie.

I really love my cat.

Our Siamese cat, Ollie, is like a dog in a cat's body because she is really loyal and very chatty, following me around the house all day.

I am deathly allergic to cats. I mean, I love all animals, but they're not my animal of choice.

I am a little obsessed with surprise kitty.

The old woman had an old dog, but he hardly counted any more. He was so old that he looked like a stuffed dog. Once I took him for a walk down to the store. It was just like taking a stuffed dog for a walk. I tied him up to a stuffed fire hydrant and he pissed on it, but it was only stuffed piss.

She was my first cat ever, and I thought she was marvelous.

In the final analysis, jealousy itself is something like a pet cat that insists on its rights but does not accept its duties.

Will had found out the hard way that it's nearly impossible to go to sleep with a flatulent Chihuahua sharing your pillow.

The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

I called my cat William because no shorter name fits the dignity of his character. Poor old man, he has fits now, so I call him Fitz-William.