Quotes About Pet

This morning I was laughing at my cat who was running up the stairs and slipped, and pretended like it didn't happen.

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

That is so personal, and it's my pet peeve when people press you on it. And it's always women who get asked! Is anybody saying that to George Clooney?

My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!

Adam's first domestic pet after the expulsion from Paradise was the serpent.

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey.

When I was growing up in Montana I had two dreams: I wanted to be a paleontologist and I wanted to have a pet dinosaur and so that's what I've been striving for all of my life.

A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse.

I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.

I think of New York City lost in stars forgotten as a blue haired pet of childhood love Tonight the night is full.

places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that?

My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

Resentments are like stray dogs,if you don't pet them, they will go away.

you can go to the Devil and not at your leisure. You can go now, for all I care.' 'My pet, I've been to the Devil and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, not even for you.

A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says: "There's one in the window."

When I was a little kid, I was the first kid in my neighborhood to have a pet alligator.

I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.

I fed my Yak on my spare Cadbury chocolate 21,0000ft up Everest. It was a blonde, very sweet female Yak. I made it my pet after that.

I don't use the word 'pet.' I think it's speciest language. I prefer 'companion animal.' We would no longer allow... pet shops... Eventually companion animals would be phased out.

Christophe, with the careful tone of an adult telling a kid not to pet the nice foaming-rabid pooch.

Birds, birds, birds, I'm a Pet Shop Boy