Quotes About Pet

I don't think I'd want my pet in formaldehyde, but I guess in America they would.

Harry was just thinking that all he needed was for Dumbledore's pet bird to die while he was all alone in the office with it, when the bird burst into flames.

Most birds are geniuses. We had one that became a pet; he learned to talk, use tools and solve problems.

If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner.

On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl.

Sweetheart, all men are animals. Feed us, pet us, and use a firm hand, and we'll worship at your feet.

I take my pet lion to church ever Sunday. He has to eat.

A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.

Mrs. O' Leary is my pet. I couldn't let you stick a sword in her rump, now, could I? That might've scared her.

You are as eloquent as ever, Mat," Egwene said dryly. "Do you still have your pet fox?" "I do," Mat said. "He's snuggled up nice and warm.

I don't even have a dog. I tell people I'm allergic so they won't think less of me. Instead I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of responsibility required.

A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own

I saw myself as a teacher's pet but with a little of Ed Haskell mixed in. I was the teacher's pet, but that didn't mean that I was trying to pull one over.

A fluff ball is a perfect pet: it exists only for your affection. You take care of it—and it purrs at you; what more do you want from a pet? A pet is a substitute infant—but multiply it by one million and it's a parasite.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Oh God, you know what would be really good for me is a dog locater - it would save me the hours that I have to spend looking for my dog.

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.

A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

I was really in to shiny things when I was younger and I stole a shiny tag for my dog. I didn't get caught. I hope I don't go to jail for that.

I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

I spilled spot remover on my dog now he's gone.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.